No lies detected!
And honestly, did she lie?
Juki / JKING / BACKGRID
Charli was given the hit she deserved with “I Love It” back in 2012:
And “Boom Clap” did THAT back in 2014 with the help of The Fault In Our Stars:
But it’s time to give Charli XCX what she deserves: MORE.
Like, why didn’t “Superlove” — one of Charli’s MOST ICONIC TRACKS (feel free to @ me!!!!) — only chart in the UK?
OH RIGHT! Because the general public has tragic taste!!!
And why did we only pay attention to “Boys” when Charli paired it with hot men?
OH RIGHT! Because the THIRSTY general public has tragic taste!!!
So here’s what we’re going to do!!!! We’re going to remedy this situation and we’re gonna listen to Charli’s latest underrated masterpiece, “Out Of My Head,” from her new mixtape Pop 2:
And while we’re at it, we’re going to listen to her collab with another underrated queen, Carly Rae Jepsen:
And THEN, we’re going to sign billion-year stan contracts and support her royal underratedness until she’s no longer paid dust, BECAUSE US GAYS CAN’T DO IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!